Indian Scottish. After all, that’s what we are, aren’t we? And we wouldn’t want it any other way. We hate being overcharged. We love a good deal. We hate weak food. We love strong whiskey. We couldn’t be dishonest even if we tried. You’d see the look of disappointment on our faces. We put things in the fryer, make them spicy, and serve them generously. We fill you up with samosas. Our granddad makes the chai. We love you.